When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
BOWSER JR HAS NO PALETTE SWAPS
INSTEAD HIS ALT COLORS TURN HIM INTO THE GODDAMNED KOOPALINGS! COMPLETE WITH THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL VOICES.
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE.
And the announcer actually says all of their names, too. He doesn’t just say “Bowser Jr.” (or “Koopa Jr.” in the Japanese version) every time. Its beautiful.
AND YET SONIC IS 8 SHADES OF BLUE
50 shades of blue